April Fools’ Day has arrived, and while everyone enjoys playing pranks on loved ones, it’s not just everyday people who are participating in the fun. This year, brands, celebrities, and even government accounts have jumped into the spirit of the day, leaving us to sift through what’s genuine and what’s simply a humorous trick.
Here’s a summary of some of the most viral (and completely fake) pranks circulating today.
Warren Buffett Did NOT Acquire Tesla for $1 Trillion
GoBankingRates dropped a satirical bombshell, alleging that Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway purchased Tesla for a staggering $1 trillion in cash. The article even featured a quote from Buffett stating, “I’ve secretly been driving a Cybertruck around my Nebraska neighborhood at night.”
Nice effort, but the truth is Buffet has no stake in Tesla. During last year’s Berkshire Hathaway annual meeting, he referred to Elon Musk as a “brilliant, brilliant guy,” but he also mentioned, “We don’t want to compete with Elon in many areas.” Sorry, Tesla enthusiasts!
Tiger Woods Won’t Be Competing in the Masters Next Week (Nice Try!)
After initially suggesting he was set to compete in the Masters next week following a ruptured Achilles, Tiger Woods took to X (formerly Twitter) to poke fun at his recovery. He wrote, “A few weeks after rupturing my left Achilles… I’m ready to play!” before adding, “P.S. April Fools my Achilles is still a mess.” Unfortunately for fans, Woods won’t be gracing the green anytime soon—except for the Champions Dinner at Augusta.
DOGE Is Not Distributing $1 Million Stimulus Checks to Republicans
No, DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) is not handing out $1 million stimulus checks to Republicans in the U.S., despite a wild April Fools’ tale from GoBankingRates.
The piece claimed that DOGE had saved $140 billion in government budgets—sounds appealing, right? However, a quick fact-check shows only $35 billion of that is actually outlined on their website. It seems we’ll have to wait for those stimulus checks (if they ever materialize).
New Jersey’s ‘Mount Jonas’ Is Merely a Joke
New Jersey’s Instagram account had a mountainous surprise, announcing plans for “Mount Jonas”—a replica of Mount Rushmore featuring the faces of the Jonas Brothers.
Kevin, Joe, and Nick, who hail from New Jersey, would be immortalized in stone. Kevin Jonas even quipped, “I approve this message.” It’s all in good humor… but we’re not holding our breath for any new peaks in New Jersey.
Elon Musk Is Not Giving Away Free Teslas to Congress
GoBankingRates claimed Elon Musk was gifting free Teslas to all 535 members of Congress today. Although it would have been a nice gesture, Musk hasn’t made any such proposal.
In fact, several public figures are parting ways with their Teslas, criticizing Musk’s recent actions, including Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona. As for former President Trump? He remains a fan of Tesla, even announcing intentions to purchase one himself.
New York City’s 1 MPH Walking Speed Limit? Just a Prank
New York City’s official Instagram account rolled out a classic April Fools’ prank, declaring a new rule that would limit walking speed to just 1 mph across the city.
“It’ll reduce pedestrian-on-tourist collisions and enhance New Yorkers’ mental wellbeing,” they joked. NYC has its quirks, but that’s one regulation we’re relieved to know is just a hoax.
So there you have it—April Fools’ Day is thriving, with tricks coming from all directions. Just remember: if it sounds too good (or too bizarre) to be true, it probably is. Stay vigilant and keep your laughter ready!
